During a mad session on the beer, we decided it would be fun to race across a river while naked. This all seems normal until i got out the other side to find my toe had been split open from the tip to the nuckle. While my mate was carrying me over the fence, naked, a police officer tapped me on the shoulder and asked us very politely, "What the feck are you two doing?". I was taken to the nearest hospital and sown back together. The moral of the story is; if your going to swim across a river do it in the Summer, it makes your knob look much bigger when a femal police officer arrests you.